Synopsis

Widely considered one of the greatest living intellectuals, Prof. Dr. Woody Jones needs no introduction. The man behind heads of state, successful entrepreneurs and your racist uncle, his countless, passionate students are living testimony to his outstanding excellence, splendid magnificence and gorgeous locks. His highly in-demand lessons are finally available on the internet, and for a limited time you can discover the highest culture that captures minds, souls and wallets around the globe. But not the round globe. Because it’s not round. You know.